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Re: [DL] OK, pardners, LISTEN UP!



 >If Necessary I would be willing to loan you my patent pending, Kenetic
 >energy Piano launcher.  Reliablity: 15.

Oh man. . . could you imagine the malfunction chart?  High velocity ivory 
projectiles with a piano wire mesh. . .

heh.


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Allan Seyberth
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