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[DL] Signs your Marshall is taking DeadLands to heart.
This was on my whiteboard when I got home last night:
Experiment #1: Grated Cheesedog
Preparation: Microwaved for 25 seconds
Results: A limp almost pasta-like substance. Very
little cheese residue on plate. Cooked thoroughly and
evenly. A little bit like eating fettucini made out
of ham. No serious side effects.
Reliability: 19
Smith & Robards Price: $50
Malfunctions:
Minor: Microwave flares, cheese burnt
Major: 1d4 Wind from injestion of molten cheddar
Catastrophic: Explodes for 2d4 damage
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