[DL] Deadlands! The Musical continues

[Allan Seyberth <darious@darious.com>]

Okay - one very cool fella by the address of AmTwig@aol.com sent this to
the deadlands@aol.com account.

Better Beware the Joker
Sung as "Livin' La Vida Loca"
by Dorian Gray

It's not just superstition, 
Jackalopes and voodoo dolls, 
Better have lotsa ammunition, 
When the Plastic Jester falls,
It's a terrible sensation, 
Huntin' monsters by candlelight,
The Black Joker sure can cause frustration,
The Deck is shuffled and you're last to fight...

Your Huckster might just go off
And then cause the Posse pain...
It'll tinker with your Mad Scientist,
It'll make him go insane, 
And corrupt that great big brain, Come on!

You had best look out!
Ya better beware the Joker!
It could bring you down,
Ya better beware the Joker!
Until that devil's dead,
From a bullet or good hand o' poker!
When that deck's dealt out,
Ya better beware the Joker!

Went west from New York City,
I drank water in a cheap motel, 
I got a Texas Twister in my tummy,
I hope the Doctor has some kinda pill..

It helps to avoid being slaughtered
When you start a fresh campaign,
You'll either be sent to the Afterlife,
Or you'll never be the same,
And that card is sure to blame, Come on!

You had best look out!
Ya better beware the Joker!
It could bring you down,
Ya better beware the Joker!
Until that devil's dead,
From a bullet or good hand o' poker!
When that deck's dealt out,
Ya better beware the Joker!
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Allan Seyberth
darious@darious.com

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Col. Oliver North:
I do not recall any such events. I had no knowledge of these occurences.