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 > Disturbing Medical Stories:
 > INNER SKELETON
 > A 63yr old widow was admitted to the hospital Recife, Brazil, suffering
 > abdominal pains.  X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 Inch long
 > skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become
 > lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.
 >
 > FEMALE SOFA
 > A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital.  During the
 > examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was
 > found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found lodged
 > between the folds of her vulva.
 >
 > PRICKLY PAIR
 > In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He
 > complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him
 > during sex.  After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she
 > had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.
 >
 > PING PONG ANYONE?
 > A 20yr old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said
 > that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his
 > boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel.
 > The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general
 > anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was
 > removed...along with a ping pong ball.
 >
 > BLIND DRUNK
 > A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while
 > trying to remove his contact lenses.  He said that they would come out
 > halfway, but they always popped back in.  A nurse tried to help using a
 > suction pump, but without success.  Finally, a doctor examined him and
 > discovered the man did not have his contact lenses   in at all.He had
 been
 > trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
 >
 > OUCH
 > A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in
 > bloody restaurant towels.  The man had his around his waist, and the
 woman
 > had hers around her head.  They eventually explained to doctors that they
 > had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion,
 > the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man.  While
 > in the act she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on
 the
 > man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation,
 the
 > man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
 >
 
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-----Original Message-----
From: Mark Collings 
Sent: 17 January 2000 13:24
To: Mark Hannatt
Subject: FW: Medical Stories


Dodgy stories below.

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Laughlin 
Sent: 17 January 2000 11:18
To: Louise Pitt; Nick Wilding; Mark Collings
Subject: FW: Medical Stories


> Apologies if you have seen these before.
>
> Disturbing Medical Stories:
> INNER SKELETON
> A 63yr old widow was admitted to the hospital Recife, Brazil, suffering
> abdominal pains.  X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 Inch long
> skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become
> lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.
>
> FEMALE SOFA
> A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital.  During the
> examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was
> found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found lodged
> between the folds of her vulva.
>
> PRICKLY PAIR
> In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He
> complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him
> during sex.  After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she
> had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.
>
> PING PONG ANYONE?
> A 20yr old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said
> that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his
> boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel.
> The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general
> anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was
> removed...along with a ping pong ball.
>
> BLIND DRUNK
> A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while
> trying to remove his contact lenses.  He said that they would come out
> halfway, but they always popped back in.  A nurse tried to help using a
> suction pump, but without success.  Finally, a doctor examined him and
> discovered the man did not have his contact lenses   in at all.He had
been
> trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
>
> OUCH
> A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in
> bloody restaurant towels.  The man had his around his waist, and the
woman
> had hers around her head.  They eventually explained to doctors that they
> had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion,
> the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man.  While
> in the act she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on
the
> man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation,
the
> man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
>



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