Re: [DL] Epitaph Headlines (SPOLIERS)

[Stephen Joseph Ellis <sje1@st-andrews.ac.uk>]

	MARSHALLS ONLY---




	

	Here are some off the top of my head. Note, that I am one of the
Marshalls that equates the Epitaph to the Weekly World News of the 1870's.   

	"BIGFOOT SEEN IN VERMONT!"
	"LINCOLN LIVES!"
	"JEFFERSON DAVIS ATE MY BABY!"
	"SPACE ALIENS ABDUCTED MY SQUAW"
	"GHOST ROCK GAVE ME CANCER!"
	"HELLSTROME IN STOLEN BABY SCANDAL"
	"DINOSAURS FOUND ON SOUTH AMERICAN PLATEAU"
	"BRITS IMPLICATED IN CONFEDERATE FUNDING SCANDAL. LEE DEMANDS
INQUIRY INTO CORRUPTION"
	"JESUS APPEARS ON MOON, SAY ASTRONOMERS"
	"TRUE CROSS FOUND IN MUNCIE, INDIANA."
	"REVEALED: SECRETS OF REDSKINS MEDICINE! only $19.99 for
authentic charm made by accredited shaman"

	Enjoy.
	
	Steve.

	"In the long run we are all dead"

				-John Maynard Keynes